I’d like to share my recent masterclass in "Inventory Vanishing" so other sellers can learn how to donate stock to the void.
Step-by-step guide (tested and confirmed):
Create a shipment for 44 units (2 Boxes) ✅
Amazon Partnered Carrier arrives on time ✅
Driver physically picks up 2 Boxes from your facility ✅
CCTV records the driver walking out with 2 Boxes in clear 4K resolution ✅
Driver confirms on WhatsApp he scanned 2 Boxes ✅
Amazon Gate Pass confirms 2 Boxes ✅
So far, basic logic applies. You gave Amazon 2 boxes; they have 2 boxes.
Now the advanced part:
The shipment arrives at the warehouse.
Scanned: 22 Units (1 Box).
Missing: 22 Units (1 Box).
Naturally, you think: "No problem, I have video proof that their driver took both."
Amazon Support Logic (The Fun Part):
Me: "Here is the CCTV video. Your driver took 2 boxes. He is holding them. Look."
Amazon: "We have reviewed the investigation and found it to be accurate. You did not ship 44 units."
Me: "But... the video? The driver is literally holding them in the video."
Amazon: "We are unable to confirm you shipped the inventory. Do not reply to this email."
🎉 Congratulations! 🎉
You’ve unlocked the "Optical Illusion" Achievement Badge.
Summary of the system logic:
If the driver leaves your warehouse with the box → It’s your fault.
If the driver loses it in the truck → It’s your fault.
If you have HD video evidence → It’s "invalid documentation."
If you provide the Amazon Gate pass → It doesn't exist.
The Current Score:
Boxes picked up: 2
Boxes scanned: 1
Support agents who watched the video: 0
Time wasted explaining that 2 is greater than 1: 3 months.
Question for fellow sellers:
Does anyone know the specific file format required for Amazon Support to acknowledge the existence of physical reality?
Or should I just assume that once the driver touches the box, it enters a quantum state where it both exists and doesn't exist until I pay for it?
Asking seriously, because apparently, video evidence of an Amazon employee taking my property isn't "proof" anymore.
Case ID: 12115777482
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