I’d like to share my recent masterclass in "Inventory Vanishing" so other sellers can learn how to donate stock to the void.

Step-by-step guide (tested and confirmed):

Create a shipment for 44 units (2 Boxes) ✅

Amazon Partnered Carrier arrives on time ✅

Driver physically picks up 2 Boxes from your facility ✅

CCTV records the driver walking out with 2 Boxes in clear 4K resolution ✅

Driver confirms on WhatsApp he scanned 2 Boxes ✅

Amazon Gate Pass confirms 2 Boxes ✅

So far, basic logic applies. You gave Amazon 2 boxes; they have 2 boxes.

Now the advanced part:

The shipment arrives at the warehouse.

Scanned: 22 Units (1 Box).

Missing: 22 Units (1 Box).

Naturally, you think: "No problem, I have video proof that their driver took both."

Amazon Support Logic (The Fun Part):

Me: "Here is the CCTV video. Your driver took 2 boxes. He is holding them. Look."

Amazon: "We have reviewed the investigation and found it to be accurate. You did not ship 44 units."

Me: "But... the video? The driver is literally holding them in the video."

Amazon: "We are unable to confirm you shipped the inventory. Do not reply to this email."

🎉 Congratulations! 🎉

You’ve unlocked the "Optical Illusion" Achievement Badge.

Summary of the system logic:

If the driver leaves your warehouse with the box → It’s your fault.

If the driver loses it in the truck → It’s your fault.

If you have HD video evidence → It’s "invalid documentation."

If you provide the Amazon Gate pass → It doesn't exist.

The Current Score:

Boxes picked up: 2

Boxes scanned: 1

Support agents who watched the video: 0

Time wasted explaining that 2 is greater than 1: 3 months.

Question for fellow sellers:

Does anyone know the specific file format required for Amazon Support to acknowledge the existence of physical reality?

Or should I just assume that once the driver touches the box, it enters a quantum state where it both exists and doesn't exist until I pay for it?

Asking seriously, because apparently, video evidence of an Amazon employee taking my property isn't "proof" anymore.

Case ID: 12115777482

@Noor_Amazon_ @Adam_Amazon_